About The Shantar Religion

Due to the ever-increasing demand for information on the rapidly growing Shantar Religion, we have decided to put our information on the web, and go global.

Who Are We?

We are Shantar Monks, who Pray Without Ceasing for the Subjugation of Women, World Domination, and Peace For All Cockroaches (among other things). We are also Keepers of the Holy Names; and are responsible for the Holy List of Names By Which Women May Be Addressed. This is updated whenever we are touched by the spirit to add to the list or if a devotee has submitted a suggestion which our monks have approved.

What is Shantar?

Shantarians believe that white people are an evil, bleached and bloated blight* and all women are seductive temptresses that need to be hidden behind voluminous robes and be given Shantarian names such as Mabel, Bertha, and Walla Walla Washington. We also believe that ultimately all women should be exiled to the Heilongjiang Province of China.

Because we worship the great Cockroach God (Arisixeti: He Who Eats That Which We Cannot), cockroaches are our sacred creature. It is our fondest hope that we will soon overtake all the governments of the world, in order to put all exterminators out of business. Once we achieve World Domination, anyone caught killing a cockroach will be put in the stocks and pelted with rotten vegetables, according to the Shantar Faith.

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* "But thou, oh people that art as white as the belly of a beached whale, thou art cursed. Unless thou wilt choose to convert to the one true Shantar faith, thy sufferings will be as infinite as a generation of cockroaches. If thou converts, oh white reprobate, thou wilt achieve much, and will only be slightly lower than a believer of brown skin." Stanza 9:45 of Thus Arisixeti Spoke